If Your Phone Ever Charges To 101%… DO NOT UNPLUG IT

If your phone ever charges to 101%: do not unplug it. Do not turn it off. And do not take a screenshot. There are 7 rules. Six will get you to morning. This is an analog horror survival guide for the phone on your nightstand: the cable that only works at one angle, the buzz in your pocket when nothing came, the voice that says it didn't catch that, the ads for something you only said out loud, the screen that types on its own, and the small green dot in the corner. File 045. Issued by the Department of Domestic Anomalies. Please follow all instructions. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your phone ever charges to 101% 0:27 Rule 1: Do not unplug it 0:51 Rule 2: Do not turn it off 1:12 Rule 3: Do not reach for it 1:42 Rule 4: Do not speak near it 2:10 Rule 5: Do not stop it 2:44 Rule 6: Do not cover the camera 3:09 In the morning 3:23 Rule 7: [classified] ABOUT THESE FILES Bradikinin publishes survival protocols for situations nobody trained you for: dark, calm, and slightly unprofessional. Every video is one file, one situation, and a short list of rules. Subscribe to @BradikininVideos while you still have battery. This is a work of fiction. The Department does not exist. Phones are not supposed to show more than 100%. Phantom vibration, ghost touch, the green camera dot, infrared face scanning and optimized charging are real; the rest is ours. Do not sleep with a charging phone under your pillow. analoghorror phone horrorstories